Teachers Day Jokes

Students always cherish the moments that they spent in making their teachers feel special. Teacher’s Day is one such day where the students get a rare chance to bond and get intimate with their loving teachers outside the restraints of the course curriculum. Students have always wanted their teachers to be happy and smiling. Narrating nice humorous Teachers’ Day jokes to their teachers can be one way of making them laugh and smile on this very special day. Teacher's Day humouris spread through the simple and innocent jokes that students share with their teachers. Jokes for Teachers’ Day in Hindi and English, or funny Teachers’ Day jokes, funny Teachers’ Day poems, and funny Teachers’ Day kids joke are available.

Teachers Day Humorous Jokes

I Didn't Do It!

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. "The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."
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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"

"None," answered little John.

"None? John, you don't know your arithmetic."

"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Mike: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Mike: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Mike: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Mike: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Mike: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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