New Year Jokes

The New Year party revelers planning to enjoy the New Year parties prepare themselves to entertain the gathered guests through tons of hilarious or funny New Year jokes. Happy New Year jokes spread the mirth and cheer all around. They are also written in e-mails and e-cards to send New Year wishes. New Year SMS jokes also pertain to making some resolutions that are contrary to popular notions such as “I will drink and drink more” or “I would stop exercising, it’s a waste of time” or “I shall not waste time and energy by cooking at home and will eat outside more” are definitely not for following but for enjoying by sharing with each other. New Year jokes for kids are available in plenty over the Internet and can be downloaded to be shared with children of all ages. New Year jokes that are one liners are also used to write inside the New Year greetings cards. A plenty of New Year jokes have also been created in Hindi to be used in Indian New Year parties. New Year jokes and riddles can be read and enjoyed from various websites for free.

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking.

New Year Jokes


I resolve... I resolve 2...
I resolve 2, uh...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er,
off-line work theone, to!
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Husband: 2day is sunday & I have 2 enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u & ur prnts
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Oh my Dear, 4get ur Fear
Let all ur Dreams b Clear
Never put Tear, Please Hear
I want 2 tell 1 thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NW YR"
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Nw Yr's Day: Now is da accepted time 2 make ur regular annual
good resolutions. Next week u can begin paving hell with dam as usual.