Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Boss (asking applicant): Why did you leave your last job?
Boss: What was the trouble?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me!
“Define a boss?
An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month!”
“The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:
I work for MONEY. If you want loyalty, hire a DOG.”
Boss day Poems
As the working conditions get more and more time crunched with difficult deadlines and boss’ ambitions to meet, the office atmosphere hangs heavy with relational complicacy between employees and their bosses. To lighten the overly charged work atmosphere, Boss’ Day funny poem might act as a cure. Depending upon how good a relation the employee has with the boss, boss’ appreciation poems might serve in motivating the boss to think positively about the employees under his/her charge. Funny boss poems might strike the right cord in pacifying a difficult relationship by removing the traces of negative stress and lightening his/her spirits. To show gratitude for all the guidance and cooperation of the boss, thank you poems for boss might work like magic. Poems and quotes read out or send through cards on your Bosses Day will inevitably impress him/her and bring about a feel good factor.
Boss day Poem
If Oscars were given to bosses
I'd nominate you
If Olympic medals were won by bosses
Your Gold is overdue
If Nobel Prizes were awarded to bosses
You would have quite a few
If Honorary degrees were granted to bosses
You'd have some of them too
Thank You Very Much Poems are given to bosses
And this is mine to you