Monday, January 2, 2012

Funny New Year Quotes

A brilliant way to make a grand start to a Happy New Year is by sharing some funny New Year quotes or some New Year jokes and enjoy a hearty laugh with friends and family. There are some very witty New Year funny quotes written by Mark Twain, Brooks Atkinson, Bill Vaughan, Charles Lamb, and James Agate. These funny quotes about New Year says in a humorous way how it is wise to forget what wrong has happened in the past year and to accept the good things that are coming in the way in the oncoming year. Happy New Year funny quotes might also be ridiculing the habits of over-eating, laziness, forgetting, pessimism, or even on New Year resolutions that are never kept. Funny New Year quotes in the form of famous sayings are bound to bring a smile on the reader’s face. Millions of greetings cards are sold all over the world with inspirational funny New Year quotes inscribed in them. A lot of funny New Year quotes are also shared publicly through networking sites such as Facebook. Thousands of mobile users all over the world share funny New Year quotes SMS and funny sayings. The best funny New Year quotes and New Year wishes are to be found in plenty in the various websites to be downloaded and used any time.

Funny New Year Quotes

"It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? If you didn't get around to killing yourself on Christmas or New Year's, boom, there's Valentine's Day for you. There should be a holiday after Valentine's Day called 'Are you still here?'"
-Laura Kightlinger

"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits".
- Unknown

"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution".
- Jay Leno

"Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever".
- Mark Twain

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves".
- Bill Vaughan

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